Squishtery Blindbox 001

£40.00

    TRANSMISSION FROM HER SQUISH MAJESTY
    TO: EARTHLING RECEIVER [YOU]
    ORIGIN: SQUISHOSPHERE COMMAND
    SUBJECT: YOUR SQUISH-TERY BOX 001 DEAR EARTHLING

    Her Squish Majesty has decreed that all G.S. fabric must be used. Nothing wasted. Nothing repeated. Your specimen exists because of this decree: a deadstock deployment under Squishosphere command.

    Inside your box is 1 specimen from a fleet of 5, chosen at random and deployed to you. She is part of a limited run: 1/45, 1/23, 1/12, or 1/10. The smaller the number, the fewer exist. 

    Your squish will come beautifully packaged in our signature style gift wrapping.

    NB: Hidden among the fleet is a mystery 1/1 specimen. She, like her sisters, will be gone forever once this deployment is complete.

    BY ORDER OF THE SQUISHTASTIC GALACTIC FEDERATION & HER SQUISHIEST MAJESTY

    ! DEPARTURE_NOTICE !
    TIMESTAMP: 11:13:10 // SQUISHOSPHERE_PHASE_01

    IMPORTANT BROADCAST: THIS UNIT IS MARKED FOR OFF-WORLD RELOCATION BY SQUISHOSPHERE COMMAND. THIS IS THE FINAL RUN. ONCE IT BREAKS ORBIT, IT IS GONE FROM EARTH FOREVER.

    In stock

    Pickup available at Good Squish HQ

    Usually ready in 5+ days

    HOW TO WEAR & SIZING

    HOW TO WEAR
    Perfect for all hair types. Place over a pre-made bun or ponytail. For thinner hair, double-loop for a snug fit.

    SIZING

    One Size

    S-001:     10cm
    S-002: 14cm
    S-003: 15cm
    S-004: 15cm
    MATERIALS & CARE

    MATERIALS

    • 100% Cotton with Broderie Anglaise trim

    CARE

    • Machine wash at 30°C with similar colours. Iron flat if needed.

    MAKE

    • Handmade in London
    • As each Squish is handmade using unique fabric batches, with small production runs, slight colour variations can occur. This is a natural characteristic of the artisanal process.
    SHIPPING & RETURNS

    FREE SHIPPING
    We offer free standard shipping on qualifying orders:

    • United Kingdom: Over £70
    • Ireland: Over €80
    • Europe: Over €90
    • USA: Over $120
    • Canada: Over CA$170
    • Australia: Over A$290
    • Switzerland: Over 120 CHF
    • Scandinavia: Over 850 DKK (Denmark), 1300 SEK (Sweden) & 1400 NOK (Norway)
    • Asia: Over ¥30,000 (Japan), ₩250,000 (South Korea), ¥1,600 (China) & HK$1,650 (Hong Kong)

    For all other destinations, your threshold and shipping costs are calculated at checkout.

    DISPATCH
    Orders placed before 2pm BST/GMT (Mon-Fri) are dispatched the same day.

    DUTIES & TAXES
    For most major destinations (including the UK, USA, and EU), we cover all duties and taxes. For all other locations, any applicable charges are calculated and settled at checkout. This means no surprise fees on delivery.

    RETURNS & EXCHANGES
    We accept returns for a refund or exchange within 14 days of receipt, provided the item is in its original, unworn condition. To initiate a return, please contact orders@goodsquish.com.

    For more information, check out our info page or our shipping and returns page.
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