Squishtery Blindbox 001
TRANSMISSION FROM HER SQUISH MAJESTY
TO: EARTHLING RECEIVER [YOU]
ORIGIN: SQUISHOSPHERE COMMAND
SUBJECT: YOUR SQUISH-TERY BOX 001 DEAR EARTHLING
Her Squish Majesty has decreed that all G.S. fabric must be used. Nothing wasted. Nothing repeated. Your specimen exists because of this decree: a deadstock deployment under Squishosphere command.
Inside your box is 1 specimen from a fleet of 5, chosen at random and deployed to you. She is part of a limited run: 1/45, 1/23, 1/12, or 1/10. The smaller the number, the fewer exist.
Your squish will come beautifully packaged in our signature style gift wrapping.
NB: Hidden among the fleet is a mystery 1/1 specimen. She, like her sisters, will be gone forever once this deployment is complete.
BY ORDER OF THE SQUISHTASTIC GALACTIC FEDERATION & HER SQUISHIEST MAJESTY
IMPORTANT BROADCAST: THIS UNIT IS MARKED FOR OFF-WORLD RELOCATION BY SQUISHOSPHERE COMMAND. THIS IS THE FINAL RUN. ONCE IT BREAKS ORBIT, IT IS GONE FROM EARTH FOREVER.
Pickup available at Good Squish HQ
Usually ready in 5+ days
